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Garbage Canthem
01:55
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well i tried cleaning up but it's just no use
can't even come up with a decent excuse
i live in filth i'll always be this way
somebody throw me away
dirty dishes in the closet dirty dishes in bed
dirty dishes everywhere i wish that i was dead
bathroom's covered in mold flies live in the drain
all i can do is complain
i'm trash trash trash that's me
G-A-R-B-A-G-E
so put me in a landfill put me in a dumpster
put me in a can i'm a garbage monster
i live in filth I'll always be this way
somebody throw me away
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2. |
Rooting For the FBI
01:55
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Stupid hair big suit
Dumb fuck doesn't have a clue
Dumb fuck stupid kids
Everyone knows what you did!
Never thought we'd be rooting for the FBI
Never thought we'd be in this position
Hot wife dumb hair
Dumb fuck doesn't know what to wear
Dumb kids what do you think?
We all know that you got a tiny dick!
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3. |
Holodeck Hop
02:01
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hey everyone do you wanna go
take the turbolift to see the ramones?
they're playing live on the holodeck
the crew of the enterprise is gonna get wrecked
and do the holodeck hop
do the holodeck hop
set your phasers for fun
data worf and geordi even number one
doing the holodeck hop
do the holodeck hop
hey ho let's go
engage make it so
tonight we're doing the holodeck hop
i hope nobody invited q
everyone's sniffing replicated glue
no tea earl grey just pbr
its not the riker maneuver or the pon farr..
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4. |
Little Man / Tiny Hands
01:38
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little man
tiny hands
bald as hell
stupid hat
no where to run
from what you done
they're gonna find out
and you're going down
paranoia
sinking in
no one left
to save your skin
little man
tiny hands
sinking ship
no plan
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5. |
Read Another Book
02:34
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wizard hats
magic wants
millions of books
but you've just read one
so go to the library go the the store
there's tons of fictional worlds to explore
i'm down on my knees begging please
won't you please won't you please
read another book
any other book
science fiction
or fantasy
catcher in the rye
the great gatsby
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6. |
Skyrim Job
02:28
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Foos ro dah
Dragon resurrection coming from the call
Coming from Alduin
But I'm to busy joining the guild
Joining the guild of thieves
Hear the grey beards calling
Calling from High Hrothgar
But I'm too busy. I made a magic chicken
Maybe I've gone to far
Woah gonna climb the mountaintops
Woah gonna make those dragons drop
Woah hear my mighty thoom
Woah but first I gotta clean my room
Hear my...
Stormcloaks coming
Coming down the hill
I'll shout them away
Ride that dragon to the highest mountaintop
For Alduin I shall slay
But the my dad the biggest threat
Says get a job
But in skyrim I shall stay
Maybe open a shop
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7. |
7
01:01
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Chandrian
The 7
They're coming
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8. |
For Darkseid
01:26
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from the fire pits of apokolips
coming to your town on a boom tube trip
got my jetpack on i'm a terror in the sky
i do wrong 'cause granny taught me right
interstellar shock trooper
i worship anti-life
i fight i kill i die
FOR DARKSEID!
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9. |
Top Banana Affair
02:21
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you wanna be top banana
but you ain't got no cash
well listen mister manager
cause i got a secret stash
so if you're running short on dough
there's always one place you can go
cause there's always money in the banana stand
there's always money in the banana stand
there's always money in the banana stand
no touching no touching no touching no touching
there was $250,000 cash
lining the walls of that banana stand
how many times do i have to tell you?
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Snake Shaming Durham, North Carolina
🎸🎤Jenny
🔊🎸Gabe
🥁🎤RJ
Durham pop punk a woah oh oh
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